Wit's End's New Talent Search and Contest
2008-2

BREAKING NEWS:(news history)
8/30/08-I am sorry for the slowness of the posting of the roster. I'm in rehearsal for a play right now, but once it opens this coming Friday, things should be more timely. Also, several of you that have not done your first set at Wits are due, but I try to hold off putting you on until I know I can be there to see you and provide feedback. Thanks for your patience.

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Hi everybody!

This is Jay Benedict Brown. Wit's End Comedy Club and I are pleased to announce the return of "Survival of the Wittiest", Wit's End's New Talent Search and Contest.  Every other Wednesday, Wit's End will present shows to its customers featuring new talent, and as part of that show, the top new talent will participate in "Survival of the Wittiest".

In addition to the contest, there will be several slots during each show for new talent comedians not participating in the contest that night. These slots are open to virtually anyone, including participants in other contest nights. Overall, it will provide some of the highest quality stage time in Denver.

There is a lot to read here, but please take the time. If you don't, there are a lot of determined comics who will. And they will be the ones who won't shoot their foot off.

PRIZES
The winner of "Survival" (and perhaps others) will receive a week of work at Wit's End as an opener. This could be a great way to get in the rotation at Wit's End.

SIGNING UP
You must sign-up for each show in which you wish to perform. Of those that sign-up, three will be selected to be in the contest that week. You may want to bookmark this site right now. If you used a link from another site to get here, and that site goes down, you can still get here thru your bookmark.Click here to go to sign up.

SIGNING UP FOR THE CONTEST
There is no separate sign-up for the contest. Of those that sign-up for each show, 3 will be selected to be in the contest. It is not an "open" contest.

SIGN-UP SCHEDULE
You may sign-up for a show until 11:59PM the Tuesday before the next show. The roster for the show will be posted the day after that, (Wednesday) after 8:00 pm.

We will also have a stand-by list each show with a 7:30PM deadline for signing up.

ROSTER FOR A SHOW
Roster for the next show will be available at www.JayBenedictBrown.com/wits/next_roster.htm
It is your responsibility to check the roster to see if you are on. You will not be contacted by phone or email.

HOW TO POSTPONE OR CANCEL A SLOT
If you have a slot in an upcoming show, you may cancel or postpone your slot up to 24 hours before the show without any penalty. If you cancel after that, or simply don't show, it will be a very long time before you get another slot. To postpone or cancel a slot, Contact Jay. Also, put the phone number for the club (303-430-4242) in your cell phone. That way, if you hit bad traffic on your way to the club, you can call the club and let us know you are on your way.

SHOW and CONTEST SCHEDULE
Further up the page is a schedule of upcoming shows. It is basically every other Wednesday. If you are on, you must check-in at the club by 7:30PM or your slot will be given to someone else.

There will be 3,4 and 5 minute slots available. We will give you the amount of time we feel you can cover well. All "Survival" contest slots are 5 minutes.

You may enter the contest multiple times in the opening rounds until you win or we run out of slots.

You must stick to your allotted stage time. This is a vital skill to learn if you want to become a professional comedian, so we will be pretty strict on this.

FORMAT OF SHOW
The MC/Opener for the upcoming Wednesday-Saturday shows will host and MC the show. There will then be 3-4 slots for New Talent comics, followed by 3 contestants in "Survival of the Wittiest". The headline act for the upcoming week will close the show with a 45 minute set.

ENTRY FEE FOR CONTEST
There is no entry fee for the contest.

JUDGING OF THE CONTEST
Ballots will be distributed to the audience and only their votes will determine the winner.

There are two possible penalties for contestants. If a contestant uses more than two f-bombs, they will lose 20% of their votes for each f-bomb used after the two.

If a contestant goes over their time, they will lose 20% of their votes for each 30 seconds they go over time.

BECOMING AN OPENER AT WITS END
The prize for winning "Survival of the Wittiest" is a week as an opener at Wit's End. This means we are looking for some skills in addition to being funny... in particular, the ability to be funny without being shocking. Excessive use of the f-bomb or graphic sexual content is discouraged. This isn't a morality issue or what-we-think-is-funny issue, but more one of practicality. The audiences at Wit's are accustomed to a certain kind of comedy presented in a certain way. That includes an opener/MC that is funny, gracious, and not too graphic. We will try to become familiar enough with your act to let you know what we like and what we feel doesn't work for our stage. Until that time, feel free to "pitch" any bit you think might be questionable to me. I will let you know if it's OK to try. Once again, we don't claim to have any objective judgement on what is funny, just what we know works for our audiences.

We require any comedian we advance onto the performance roster to sign-up for the Wednesday night shows at least once a month. You may not ever get on, but we want to keep the quality of our Wednesday night shows high, while adding as many comedians to the roster as possible.

Comedians on the roster at Wits for less than 2 years may enter the contest and are heavily encouraged to sign up for New Talent slots in general.

Club Conduct
(If you get stage time)

  • You must check in 30 minutes before show time or your time will be given to someone else.
  • You must stick to your time, if you do not you will not be asked back.
  • You may bring up to 4 of your friends and family free of charge. Just have them give your name at the door. If you need more than 4 tickets,Contact Jay.
  • You are entitled to free non-alcoholic beverages (water and soda) but you must purchase any specialty or alcoholic drinks.
  • You are not allowed in the bar area or green room. you must remain in the area designed by the club.
  • All performers must show up on the date scheduled. Failure to do so will result in being denied future opportunities for stage time.


Jay Benedict Brown
Wit's End
New Talent Coordinator

www.JayBenedictBrown.com

Questions?
Please don't call the club.
Contact Jay

2008 Second Round
SHOW SCHEDULE
Jul 9 #1
Jul 23 #2
Aug 6 #3
Aug 20 #4
Sep 3 #5
Sep 17 #6
Oct 1 #7
Oct 15 #8
Oct 29 #9
Nov 12 #10

Semi-finals
Nov 19
Dec 3
Finals
Dec 17

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Questions?
Please don't call the club.
Contact Jay